Yo, yo, yiggity, yo. It's been a minute since I've worked on one of these but it's funny when something STRANGE jumps back into your memory and then you're like 'holy shiz, I need to type up like STAT!' ....so that's what I am doing right now. ALSO- If you haven't, do my a solid … Continue reading Weird Crap Guys Say to Me #14.
Why hullo- here comes another segment of the weirdest crap that has happened to me...via the mouth of a dude.... Yanno... I wonder what the hell is wrong with people after I give them the full synopsis on what I blog about and they're just still.... yanno.... saying really weird crap to me. The Two-For-One. … Continue reading Weird Crap Guys Say To Me #13.
The fact that I have eleven of these posts is really starting to make me worry about the future of this world. Have you learned nothing!? NOTHING?! The Gingerbread Man Every once in a while, you decide to creep on someone's Facebook and decide to give them an opportunity to save themselves from the … Continue reading Weird Crap Guys Say to Me #11.
Hi, herroh, and greetings. I've been focused on so much crap lately that I haven't had much time to blog at all. I'd bore you with all of the not-so fun shiz I've been doing lately, but I'd rather just get down to the good ol' knitty gritty story time. The Stiletto Stud. I was … Continue reading Weird Crap Guys Say to Me #10.
It has been a minute since I had posted on the interwebs about some weird crap that someone has said to me. In the words of Akon, "baby I'm back, yeah." Weird Beer Man On Saturdays, I enjoy the occasional five or six beers. Why? Because I work all week and I don't do Heroin … Continue reading Weird Crap Guys Say To Me #9.
About a week ago, I asked a bunch of friends what the strangest/funniest pick up lines were that they'd either used or heard. This is what the response was: Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants. I need a MILF. Your mom must have been a thief … Continue reading Pick-Me-Up Lines.
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Salutations, pals. So something cool has started- I've been getting Facebook and text messages about weird crap that has happened to you guys as well. Today's post is from a frequent reader. BEHOLD- I am not alone and neither are you:
You know at some point in time, I think I'm going to do a compilation post of just blurbs people have said. Each time I start a story I literally debate for about twenty minutes on which one I am picking. Even as I am typing this I am still unsure which one I will … Continue reading Weird Crap Guys Say To Me #5.
First and foremost, I want to send out a massive thanks to everyone who has been reading! It really brightens my day a bunch to know that I am making some of you laugh in weird places or even rethink your flirting maneuvers. You guys are awesome and I hope to keep this site going … Continue reading Weird Crap Guys Say To Me #4.
The Untamable Wildflower 