About a week ago, I asked a bunch of friends what the strangest/funniest pick up lines were that they'd either used or heard. This is what the response was: Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants. I need a MILF. Your mom must have been a thief … Continue reading Pick-Me-Up Lines.
Throughout the duration of my summer, I have successfully read one book. Yup, just one. My mom stumbled upon the “Big Little Lies” series before I ever knew the book existed. After binge watching it in one day, she attempted to convince me to watch as well. I needed more convincing, so I did my … Continue reading My Thoughts of Big Little Lies (the book, you dummy).
Ever got lost in the maze that is Pinterest? You log in to look up a recipe and by the time you get a hold of yourself: you've planned a wedding, designed your whole house, and you're also now going on a juice cleanse. I often go on to look up funny quotes to get … Continue reading What Happens When I Go on Pinterest.
I was going to title this article “Why I Can’t Date”, but I felt bitter every time I began to type it in a different form. It isn’t the fact that I am alone that makes me bitter- it is that the people I have to work with in my age group are difficult to … Continue reading Why reality bites when it comes to dating.
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Salutations, pals. So something cool has started- I've been getting Facebook and text messages about weird crap that has happened to you guys as well. Today's post is from a frequent reader. BEHOLD- I am not alone and neither are you: