Pick-Me-Up Lines.

About a week ago, I asked a bunch of friends what the strangest/funniest pick up lines were that they'd either used or heard. This is what the response was: Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants. I need a MILF. Your mom must have been a thief …

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My Thoughts of Big Little Lies (the book, you dummy).

Throughout the duration of my summer, I have successfully read one book. Yup, just one. My mom stumbled upon the “Big Little Lies” series before I ever knew the book existed. After binge watching it in one day, she attempted to convince me to watch as well. I needed more convincing, so I did my …

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